This has nothing to do with scandal, politics, or conspiracy. Unless you consider a crosstown rivalry between opposing football teams “politics.”
Tailgating is the ritual of pregame parking lot BBQ’s, good-natured razzing and one-upping your neighbor.
In that spirit, I couldn’t wait to try out the latest in Torklift design innovation and do a trial run with the newest achievement in truck camping functionality. You may have thought you’d seen it all in truck camping, but now Torklift is designing and manufacturing multi-functional bumpers for the RV industry.
So, this is how it went down.
When I pulled up in the new camper with the Torklift designed bumper feature, the crowd went silent.
The BBQ smoke magically cleared as I circled the lot for a space. If I am not mistaken, I think I even saw a couple of mouths drop and some bow downs.
I had brought in some real competition to this parking lot. It was the best new bumper on the block.
Now I not only had the truck camper for the ultimate, all-inclusive, pre-game celebration. I now had the ultimate patio and entertainment center to go with it.
The new campers with this bumper will have features like custom steps, huge drawers for storage, lockable bins and racks, and area for BBQs. It is a true gathering area with all the comforts of home.
So, my football team may have come in a distant second place, I will always be known as the winner with this tailgate set-up.
18 July 2019
02 April 2019